[Whenever Feferi came to visit Eridan in a Dream bubble he could never look into her eyes. Whenever he did he saw the plain whiteness it broke him to know he was the the one who caused it.]
You know what? I don’t even care if this is a joke. I don’t care about all the Stacy’s Mom Dave Strider covers in the world. Look at this girl. Look at this sixteen year old girl who has had her affections crushed, who has been called fat and other assorted horrible names by an immature alien, who has put up with Jake English whining about his relationship issues for SIX MONTHS and didn’t say a goddamn thing about how much it hurt her until she snapped, who was reduced to no words when Dirk told her he had been mistaken when he’d made her the leader, who is positive her father is dead, and who is currently possessed by an evil troll empress against her will. Now look at this girl that was the first human female to wear pants in-comic, that enjoys masculine things without sacrificing her love for baking or girly sleepovers, that isn’t ashamed to be a total cutie of a nerd, that never sacrificed her friendship with Dirk even if they were both crushing on Jake, who never held it against them even though she is often portrayed as the jealous exgirlfriend. Look at this girl that can swing around a giant fucking fork/trident with ease like a complete and total badass and still turn around and use “shucks buster” unironically. Jane Crocker deserves to be called hot. Jane Crocker deserves to blush. Jane Crocker deserves Channing Tatum in a well tailored suit on a bed of roses who will tell her she’s beautiful no matter what and that she is the smartest, sweetest, most down to earth girl he’s ever met. And I am so glad that even for one panel that really amounts to nothing more than a joke, she’s potentially flustered, cute, happy, whatever you wanna call it even if it’s shown through a very Dave-like way and while she’s still possessed. She deserves to have affection shown towards her because when you think about it he is the first person to ever tell her she’s hot, that she is actually attractive, even if his only knowledge of her amounts to “John’s hot mom.” Jane Crocker deserves to be called hot and so much more. And if Dave Strider will write sonnets of weird obtuse metaphors about her hotness while she chuckles along and occasionally blushes than hell fucking yeah I ship it.
I know this meme is deader than my social life but I’ve been saving up texts posts for a while and now I have enough to make the thing so sue me
— The Green Sun’s Destruction —
I am my master’s weapon. His soldier in a war of one bullet fired. But when that bullet clears the barrel, it won’t be my finger on the trigger. I’m a facilitator, not an assassin.
The image above is the track art for a song on the Alterniabound album called “Killed by 8r8k Spider!!!!!!!!”. Unlike most of the other art on that album, it appears that Andrew may have quietly commissioned the specific image from Lexxy. Interesting, no?
Among other things, this sparked a bunch of theories way back when that Vriska would steal the light of the Green Sun, destroying it, perhaps to come back to life. But that theory never made any sense! There are a million dead Thieves of Light from sessions throughout Paradox Space, of all races and creeds, and that’s not counting the doomed copies of Vriska! If Vriska’s god-tier Thief of Light powers could have made a single dent in the Sun, then any old ghost could have done the same damage. (AhPoorDogsbody even suggested the doomed Beta!Vriska that fought Jack could do it!) There was no logical reason any iteration of Vriska would be that special, much less that powerful.
Because now, we know that hidden within the cherubs’ lollipop juju exists AURYN, the all powerful wishing-amulet from the Neverending Story: An item absolutely unique in Paradox Space, able to supercharge one’s role abilities and serving as the ultimate cheat code!
In my previous posts, I covered in one how Doc Scratch intentionally engineered Vriska’s death so she would lead Lord English straight to the Alpha session, and in another how as the ultimate cheat code, AURYN happens to be the Ultimate Weapon which Vriska is seeking, and she can likely use its power to come back to life.
And now we know what comes next.
Just as Doc Scratch exploited Spades Slick’s nature to have him kill Snowman, destroying the trolls’ universe… Doc Scratch has arranged things so that Vriska will use AURYN’s power to steal the Green Sun’s Light, causing it to collapse into a Black Hole that tears an enormous BREACH in Paradox Space, spelling reality’s eventual destruction!
There’s so much evidence for this under the cut that I don’t even know what to say anymore. It’s been planned from as far back as Vriska’s introduction.
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND
SO YOU KNOW THIS LOVELY BITCH RIGHT HERE
HER NAME IS KANAYA MARYAM
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GIRL?
SHE IS ATTRACTED TO LIGHT PLAYERS.
SHE HAS HAD CANON FEELINGS FOR BOTH OF THESE GIRLS.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
YOU KNOW HOW TROLLS SOMETIMES TAKE AFTER THE HABIT OF THEIR LUSII?
HER LUSUS WAS A FUCKING *MOTH*.
wearing shades keeps you safe from horrorterror/grimdark influence
on rose’s suggestion, dave takes his shades off on derse. he can then hear and see the horrorterrors.
this suggests that there might be other influences that can be neutralized by wearing shades.
and there is one character in particular that has, time and time again, shown his proficiency in entrancing others.
this powerful, cursed juju was guarded by bro, who made sure dave wore shades at all times, even as a baby.
it’s something we even see in dirk, who wears layer upon layer of shades. the dude will literally not go without shades ever.